Grab a pen and some paper and take notes

I used to think about immature things
Y'know like, do you love me? Do you want me?
Are you gon' call me like you said you would?
Is this really your real phone number?

WAIT A MINUTE MOTHAF$&@!@##$# .....

-IF I LIE and give u the wrong number.. dont confront me telling me i did.

-IF <--- i do give you my number PLEASE dont ask me when should you call, or when it is a good time for me?

-Dont ask my friends for my number

-Dont have your friend come up to me to tell me you want to talk to me. (Were grown now boo boo)

-If your trying to talk to me DONT grab my arm, make birdcalls, dog whistles any other weird ass sound, Scream AYEEEE SHAWTY, Yo, Aye you with the red hair, Lil Mama in the (pick a color) ...you will get ignored


-iF im backing up.. that means your too close

-Please dont whisper in my ear.. it freaks me out

-Dont ask me if i like you.

-Dont act insecure and think im your girlfriend just because we had sex

-Dont call asking do i have any "buddies" for your homeboy. This is NOT MATCHMAKER.COM

-Dont call and TELL ME your about to come over. Nigga ask.. thanks

SORRY I HAD TO VENT.

My sex game is stupid.

I was talking to my politically correct sarcastic ass friend lastnight. He is dumb as fuck. He said.. he got elbowed in the eye for pushing his girls head down while he was getting face. Man i laughed so fuckin hard.

Then he asked if i like the Young Money - Every Girl song. I told him yeah duh. He said well thats dumb ass fuck. Especially when girls be in the club singing that shit. If u dont mean it dont sing it. Damn near true.. but its plenty of songs like that. Tip Drill, Slob on my knob, Bust it baby.
yeah im none of the above. but i still sing the songs.

Isnt it crazy how much sexually explicit songs and lyrics it is in the world. Yet we still sing and dance on top of tables. Not giving a damn. Our generation is a mess.

I was listening to Juvinelles Song Set it off He said, "I know I got some big lips, but I ain't trippin'
And momma I love pussy, but I ain't lickin' " i died.

Niggas these days dont give a damn. I guess Plies, Pretty Ricky and Wayne let mofos know its coo to say they lickey lickey. Now damn near every wannabe rapper talks about licking on bitches like its nothing.

My question to you is.. why is it coo to give head to a guy or give head to a girl without using condoms but u gotta have one on to fuck them. That doesnt make sense to me.

Our generation is some sex crazed, baby popping, disease having, gun carrying, weave rocking, loud talking foo's. SMH

DOUBLE STANDARDS

Theres some hoes in this house

Technically.. if your sexually active and have had more than one sex partner.. please believe someone can/ have/ or will call you a hoe. Some people do it out of pure ignorance

wdf is a hoe anyways

no names mentioned. a girl i know has sex with nuuuuuuumerous guys. she said. hey i like sex and i like having sex with different people. i get an adernaline rush when its with someone new... new or old partner i always protect myself.
shes comfortable with her sexuality.. why call her a hoe.

sex is just sex... right???
i mean yeah u can get all bibilical but how many of us really waited until we were married like we were supposed to. so lets throw that out the window.

i dont think u have to be in love, or a relationship to have sex with someone.
no strings attached is the best.. in my opinion. yes feelings can generate but if its a mutual agreement from jump then no feelings can get hurt

i still cant grasp why its coo for niggas to fuck everybody and their grandma's neighbor but we cant.

and my head keeps spinnin..cant stop having these visions

n-word #1 wont STOP CALLING. im honestly annoyed he doesnt want diddly squat. USUALLY i would be geeked but im over him
n-word #2 wont STOP CALLIN PAST 2am! the DISRESPECT. it aint shit open that late except whitecastles and legs. pure fuckery...he has me all types of fucked up right now. calling @4am talkin about he's about to come get me NEGRO PLEASE! the d isnt THAT GOOD

:/
my laptop is broken
my pockets are broken = im broke
LIFE IS BORING.. i dont like any guy... this sux
thinkin about bartending school. its a couple weeks (i heard) thinking about becoming a sugarbaby i NEED a sugardaddy lol
oh and i HATE FLO-RIDA! the rapper not the state. i get annoyed when his songs are played.
i wanna cut my hair &
get lots of tattoos

okay im being random

over and out blog world
oh & everyone with twitter leave ur twit names here so i can folllow u. im addicted twitter.com/sincerelyamber

later suckas

Your lips keep moving but all i hear is blah blah blah

I woke up on my bathroom floor. Not a good look. My dad was like Amber whats wrong with you. I know he thinks im pregnant. (im not!!!) Minutes prior i was throwing up my lungs while holding on the wall and sink in my bathroom. He had dropped me off at 8am. Im not a morning person and never will be. My head was pounding. He's talking about some damn sausages. i DONT eat pork.. i rudely told him. I woke up to him holding me. I hate that. I think i should of been born a guy. Im the most unaffectionate girl you will ever meet. (minus my unaffectionate ass bestfriends)I saw the goose bottle empty laying on the table. Condom wrapper laying next to my clothes that were scattered across the floor. WDF? I didnt remember shit. He picked me up from my house around 10pm. He got me card. I remember laughing. It was cute.. i cant remember a guy ever just giving me a card for no reason. We went downtown to the bars. We went to 5 of them. Non stop drinking, kissing and laughing. We went to this bar called The Tiki Bob and he buys $10.00 shots of death. . I never had it but he insisted i tried it. Im no punk so i'll try anything once. The bartender couldnt believe we really wanted "this shit" his exact words. He gave us 6 chasers and watched us. I said are you about to watch me drink this? He said, "hell yeah i cant believe your about to drink it." (so now im nervous) Took the shot and screamed. Yeah i screamed in the bar. Great way to get all eyes on me. After going to the restroom to pee for the 8th time, we FINALLY left. We went to a couple more bars and proceeded to my hangout spot --->"Broadripple" (where its nothing but drunk cops, drunk white people, cheap drinks and $5.00 bars) I love it. So we drive there and its a ghost town. Well hell it was only midnight. I tell him i wanna go home and i wake up, annoyed with him "holding" me. I ended my one year celibacy. [bitter/sweet]
That was my Friday.

*I tried to do that whole Alicia Keys (like u never see me again type thing) Sorry if your confused.*

So i think i'm done drinking for awhile. I cant recall having a hangover this bad. Ive only felt this way once before (Ashleys 20th b.day) but i drunk damn near a bottle of goose. but i didnt throw up. Im saying no to drugs (weed) and alcohol for awhile. I hate the morning after!

I want to COLOR so bad!!!

i am so sorry. this blog posted so many times.. i was trying to blog via cell phone and it eff'd up my blog. haha. i bet yall was like wdf? but naw it had a blog with it. it just was blank and i tried 3 times to post it and it wouldnt let me post anything. my B-is-AD


so here's the blog.
its been a while since i've colored and i really want to color bad... i mean really really color, color so hard the crayons break. Eff coloring inside the lines i'm down for messing coloring. The kind that gets all over your hands, the carpet, the wall and the table! When i'm coloring i want to do it for a long ass time, so long that i catch a cramp or two. I wont even get mad if the crayons break because i would have plenty more to use. Damn i wanna color! Too bad i dont have a damn coloring book! (those of u who saw sex in the city know what i mean)

out with the fake and in with the real?

its official... fake has to be the new trend. well then again i was being pretty fake lastnight. i went to a birthday party and 97% of the people there i didnt even like. so why go?? boredom.. but i really hate putting on a fake smile. im to the point where i dont trust half the people around me.. or care to be around them. ive reevaluated life these past 6 months and did some soul searching.. now its time to erase people from my life.


am i asking for too much??? when it comes to guys.. i am soooo picky. yet i complain so much about how im bored.. but at the same time i NEVER really give guys a chance. i hate when guys try to talk to me and they stare into my soul.. or look me up and down like im a two piece dinner... ugggh gross. makes me wanna throw up! or you get the flashy guys.. the ones tryna show u how much they have.. when clearly they never had shit. oh no no .. or you get the bug-a-boos. he may be cute but he is annoyin as hell. always trying to be around you.. trying to make you his girl.. chill out.. why i cant i find a laid back [friend.] if we chill we chill if we dont then we dont. somebody that has a sense of humor and a backbone.. if i can punk u.. then whats the point? thats not fun. i just feel like im going to be single foreverrrr. i dont even think my standards are that high.. but people just annoy me way too easily. for example.. this guy JUST tried to talk to me when i was going to the gas station. he stopped me and said.. "excuse me can i ask u a question" [mind u i look at everyone like they are stupid] so i said "what" he goes on to ask, " do u have a boyfriend because you are so radiant." i laughed in his face. who the hell says radiant?? lol so of course i lied and said yes. then he goes on with the played out line of the century.. " well can i be your friend" ummmmm nooooo. if i wanted u to be my friend i wouldnt of lied. lol .. and note* he was looking at me up and down like a 2 piece popeyes dinner. lol

well peace and blessings.
-one love people-