Showing posts with label pet peeves. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pet peeves. Show all posts

7.22.2009

Grab a pen and some paper and take notes

I used to think about immature things
Y'know like, do you love me? Do you want me?
Are you gon' call me like you said you would?
Is this really your real phone number?


WAIT A MINUTE MOTHAF$&@!@##$# .....

-IF I LIE and give u the wrong number.. dont confront me telling me i did.

-IF <--- i do give you my number PLEASE dont ask me when should you call, or when it is a good time for me?

-Dont ask my friends for my number

-Dont have your friend come up to me to tell me you want to talk to me. (Were grown now boo boo)

-If your trying to talk to me DONT grab my arm, make birdcalls, dog whistles any other weird ass sound, Scream AYEEEE SHAWTY, Yo, Aye you with the red hair, Lil Mama in the (pick a color) ...you will get ignored


-iF im backing up.. that means your too close

-Please dont whisper in my ear.. it freaks me out

-Dont ask me if i like you.

-Dont act insecure and think im your girlfriend just because we had sex

-Dont call asking do i have any "buddies" for your homeboy. This is NOT MATCHMAKER.COM

-Dont call and TELL ME your about to come over. Nigga ask.. thanks

SORRY I HAD TO VENT.

3.02.2009

LUST FOR LIFE.

It takes me forever to like someone and 2.5 seconds to stop liking them.
Guys can be so damn annoying. Yes i know u like me. No you dont have to prove yourself. Now i DON'T like you.

and did u really wear that outfit again? GR-RRRROSSSSSS!

2.22.2009

scattered thoughts

☆I dont want to return any of his phone calls or text messages. (prior post)
☆im so used to not being happy.. when i am happy i expect something bad?
☆Yay Solange's video T.O.N.Y. is the mtv jam of the week!! And I might be going to Chicago this week to see her in concert. =)
☆Two Videos i love to watch are
kid cudi - day and night
Kanye West - welcome to heartbreak
☆Teedra Moses is one of the most slept on artist. Her cd Complex Simplicity pretty much sums my complex ass life.. its therapeutic
☆Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
-And why do i always find my impatient ass in the rush hour traffic?

☆Isn't Justin Timberlake is the finest white man alive?
☆Why is the alphabet in that particular order and why isn't it in that order on the keyboard?
☆Beyonce is a diva we all know that but i like her sister Solange better.
Numerology damn interesting to me
☆Why does 99.99% of EVERYONE think they are cute, sexy, fine, that dude, that chick.. has swag.. ie. yet your ugly, no one knows you and your dusty?
☆Can vegans eat animal crackers?
☆why do people label other people weird because they are actually creative and an individual instead of conforming to society's standards?
☆Can you cry under water?

☆My biggest celeb crushes are Chingy (yes Chingy), Trey Songz, Tyga, Derek Luke, Juelz Santana, Travis McCoy and Jackie Long. Pure sexiness. [minus the host of athletes i adore]
☆My female crushes are Lauren London, Adriana Lima, Reagan Gomez, and Kerry Washington NO HOMO =)

☆why is there a liquor store on every corner? ..rhetorical
☆Whats the point of being insecure?
-"The prettiest people do the ugliest things" -Kanye to the.
Speaking of Kanye.. why is he so damn arrogant yet thats why i love him so?
☆Why has VH-1 become a reality dating service for artist who fell off the map?
☆why did Erykah Badu and Andre 3000 break up? They were so perfect for each other.
☆Why do we have leap years
☆why do people get famous off of youtube and sextapes?
☆Lauryn Hill REALLY NEEDS TO get her shit together and bless us with a new cd!
☆why do ppl drink before going out to drink?
☆Why THE EFF did Sister Souljah kill my thoughts of what my perfect version of Midnight looked like (in The Coldest Winter Ever) by putting that whack ass pewney ass dude on the cover of her book Midnight?

☆why do ppl with kids only talk about their kids and expect ppl without kids to care?
☆why is everybody trying to act brand new? isn’t that being fake?
☆why do girls gel down they’re edges? It CANT be baby hair when your 20+ yrs old!!!
☆When will people realize having too much pride will only hurt you?
☆Why do ppl with ugly feet wear flip flops & sandals?
why do people think these commercial ass rappers are the best rappers alive? anyone can put similes and adjectives together. -I'll give you Jay but Lupe, Common, Nas, Talib, Mos Def.. they are the best rappers alive. listen and learn something.
☆why do i know more about celebrities lifes then my own "friends and families?" just sad.
☆when will guys notice that the thuglife look is whack? Gold teeth, braids and saggin is soooo played. Sorry Plies. you disgust me.

☆why is twitter so damn stupid yet i love it and im addicted?
☆why is "Superhead" coming out with YET ANOTHER BOOK! She isnt playing about her 15 minutes!
☆When will people realize that being smart is actually okay. Its "cool" to be smart and have the ability to hold an intellectual and stimulating conversation
☆"Tell me something.. Where ya boss at?" -Beyonce
Why is it so hard to grow up but so easy to act childish?
☆Why does Ashanti laugh after every sentence she says?
☆Am i the only one who hates watching 106 & Park because of Rocsi?
☆Fashion wise.. gotta love Solange, Zoe Kravitz, Rihanna, The Simmons Girls, Estelle, Kerry Washington and Kanye.
☆BUT why does every girl look like watered down versions of Rihanna? Hair cut, star and roman numeral tattoos. And every dude is walking around looking like mini Kanyes? Be yourself. DAMN
☆Why does every BLACK girl think they can model and damn near every BLACK dude think he can rap?
☆Doesn't the Obamas give us loveless people hope?
-Love especially black love is a beautiful thing.

2.20.2009

OMG STFU!!!!!



Am i the only one effin sick of hearing and reading about Chris Brown and Rihanna. Damn!!!!! Leave it alone. And people couldnt wait to get their hands on a damn picture of Rihanna w/ a busted lip and shit. Now you see it.. Are yall happy yet? Leave the damn girl alone. People are going to drive these celebrities insane. Its crazy how fast things surface the internet. Celebrities cant even sneeze without someone capturing a picture and blogging about it. Its sad. I feel for them. Who would really want to be treated like an animal and caged in all day? If they go out their privacy is immediately invaded. America has gotten too infatuated with wanting to know every little fact about celebrities and these dumb ass reality shows can seize too!

And to the whack celebs having youtube beef. (50 vs. R.Ross + Souljah Boy vs. Bow Wow TK vs. Bow Wow. etc. etc.) Get a life. My little sister (7y/o) asked me who did i like better Souljah boy or bow wow. i said what? She was like i dont like bow wow he was talking crazy about souljah boy. wdf? why does my little sister know about that shit? I stopped looking at mediatakeout awhile ago because they have the most bogus lies and rumors and i would get mad reading that shit. but damn near every site talks shit and spreads rumors. its sad. Ill be glad when this rihanna and chris brown shit is over with. im super annoyed!

1.04.2009

Save the drama for yo mama

¤i hate drama
i think nothing is ever solved. i think its a waste of energy
¤words are just words.
instead of being defensive try to understand.
¤when u point fingers, remember 3 are pointing back at you
who are u to judge anyone?
¤Misery loves company.
¤what goes around comes back around.
¤everything happens for a reason
¤love is pain
¤take off the makeup. be yourself
¤rain washes away the tears
¤thank you. sometimes thats all people need to hear
¤if u dont give a fuck, u wouldnt have to announce that u dont.
...it means u do
¤if something is bothering u. speak up then.
-when u bottle shit up it makes it worse
¤friends come and go
-hope you make the cut
¤forgive but never forget
¤anythang dont kill me makes me better. motivation
-i still blast that song
¤she never wants the good guy who clearly likes her.
¤i aint saying she a gold digger but she aint messin with no broke nigga.
-kanye wrote that for me! lol
¤second chances they dont never matter people never change. -paramore
¤everything happens in threes: marriage, death, pregnancy, luck.
¤music is food to the ear
-music is my boyfriend!
¤dont rush anything that is important to you. take your time and do it right.
¤we only get 2 true loves. 3 if your lucky.
¤can u think of anything on your own?
¤how can u give advice on a situation u never been in?
¤sometimes listening is better speaking
-stfu sometimes
¤how can anyone hate the world? douche.
¤cellphones have voicemails. if its important leave one.
¤creativity is a gift from god
-you cant jock originality!
¤when it comes down to it let them think what they want. if they care enough to bother with what i do, then im already better then them anyway- Marilyn Monroe

12.18.2008

didn`t cha know

Random Facts About Me
ENJOY!
•i was named after the yellowish, goldish "Amber" colored school bus lights that my dad saw after leaving the hospital to go to work.. after i was born. better than Fabien, Antoinette and Jazmin.(other name choices)
•im 21 but dont look, feel or act 21
•im soooo mean and blunt to ppl i dont care about, or if someone is getting on my nerves.
•im weird and random
•i've never dated anyone darker than me. i used to be so picky. im over that stage now
•im afraid to get fat
•i watch ATL and Love Jones all the time
•i love gangsta bang bang shoot em up movies
•i cry like a baby when i read books and during movies
•i hate when ppl stare at me, someone wants wat i want simply b/c i want it, try to prove me wrong, dirty fingernails and long fingernails on guys, dirty shoes, wrinkled clothes and dirty ears (just to name a few pet peeves)
•i love gay male friends! they are the best
•i love chicken lol thats the only thing keeping me fron beinga vegetarian
•i want see the world
•ive never missed an episode of Desperate Housewives
•ive had the most boyfriends but i only count like 3
•i was almost a mother at the age of 18
•im afraid of commitment
•i believe in karma

•i love being alone, yet fear being by myself
•im obsessed with Robert Nesta Marley
•i love old school music
•im afraid of clowns, hospitals, animals, bugs, thunderstorms and old white men
•im afraid of living more than im afraud of dying
•ill try anything once
•i kissed a girl and i didnt like it lol
•i'll kiss almost anyone
•im not big on religion
•i have 2 bestfriends named Ashley
•i wanna get married but i dont think i ever will
•i can sleep the day away
•i'd rather text then talk in my phone
•i love Kanye West, Lauryn Hill, Common, Jill Scott, Erykah Badu, Teedra Moses, Jay,Talib, Mos Def, N.E.R.D., Natasha Bedingfield and bands!
•if i dont have my cell phone i dont feel safe
•i havent had sex in almost a year!
•i love post it notes!
•i have a slight case of ocd
•i lose 2 friends each year
•im extremely close to my sister
•i techinally have my own house although its my dads house
•im nocturnal
•i dropped out of college
•i plan on moving to the Uk in ³yrs
•i think all babies are ugly at first. but i'll still say awwww.
•im sarcastic as hell
•im tired of writing this list
....part 2 later

7.23.2008

Conversate is not a word.

I think i have a problem. what is it?? PEOPLE!!! i seriously do not like them.
so this blog is dedicated to the billions of people in the world and all the stuff that bothers me.

"Amber's Pet Peeves"
  • dirty fingers nails
  • when ppl cough and dont cover their mouths
  • gum poppers
  • stinky arm pitts
  • deodrant clumps
  • ashy knuckles
  • dirty nails
  • when dudes sag
  • dudes with wet curly hair
  • when dudes think their cuter then females
  • black socks with white shoes
  • dirty black forces
  • gold teeth
  • when people are loud for no reason
  • when ppl dress alike.
  • chipped nail polish
  • fat boys
  • when fat girls wear to little girls
  • when skinny girls wear to big clothes
  • flies, insects, cats

More to come